if i hate you more than myself we’ve got a problem

(Source: strongbutlosingground, via tatemaee)



I put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head and she just sat there looking terrified until i took it off i couldnt stop laughing omfg im such a bad person help

cats are controlled by government satellites. you blocked the signal so it shut down.
The past is never where you think you left it.

I love this line